We know who kidnapped you and we will not rest until you are safely back. The Cubans, nor the Mongols will rest until you are back.
Have you donated to the
JusticeOrganized for BellwetherSteve (J.O.B.S.) Foundation?
If not, do it today! No excuses! Time is running out to save Steve. If you do not know how, we do not want your money.
If Tim Cook is unshaven on August 24, expect the announcement to come from the scallywag on September 6. If he appears shaven, Steve will announce the iPhone 5 on October 12. Yes, the 12th is a very late date for Apple to be releasing a product, but expect earth shattering news- including the unveiling of the Steve Jobs Conspiracy.
For reference and numerologists, the dates above were discovered using a month long arithmetic study of the following numbers: